The RandomPages #9- 2012, Michael, YouTube, Stupid News

*Hello again my millions of adoring fans, I am sure my absence has been noticed. I have had a lot on my plate so I haven't been able to do much writing. I'm glad to be back so here it is, the first RandomPages entry of 2012*

2012

Ahh, 2012, can you feel it in the air? The smell of fresh year going into your nose? Feels so fresh, so clean, so....oh....I've already done that bit haven't I? Oh well, it feels the same with the exception of one thing. The fact that everyone and their flipping uncle is talking about the 'impending apocalypse'. Okay, let me explain something to you- yes, the Mayan Calendar is supposed to end, yes, there have been plenty of predictions saying that the 21st is indeed the last day of our pathetic existance....but I don't think we are going anywhere. Here’s why.
1. Politicians- They love power, they would do anything to keep it. Grant you they wouldn't say anything about it because they want to hold their power until the final moment and avoid the iminent panic. But we would notice if they were taking measures to prevent the apocalypse, which they are not. The UN wouldn't be worrying with petty issues while their power is at stake. So on this note....shut up.
2. Calendars End, You....- Who has a calendar? Pretty much everyone has one of some form or fashion, right? Well the Mayans were no different, except they made theirs a few hundred/thousand years into the future presumably to save on stone. Well all good things must come to an end and the precious Mayan Calendar is no different, it just happens to end during our lifetime. Nobody can measure eternity, and if you believe the Mayans (possibly with a little push from some unearthly source) could plot/carve eternity into a piece of stone I got some bad news for you.....you're stupid.....shut up.
3. Nostradamus- Okay, yes he did get some predictions correct, but this 'apocalypse' prediction is very little more than the History Channel's interpretation of drawings.....because fear means good ratings which means they get more foldin' money. He no more said 'And in the 12th year of the new millennia the Earth shall be torn asunder and be no more' than he said 'In the eleventh year one who is popular for no reason (Kim Kardashian) will be berothed for 72 sunsets before she decides it would be better for her celebrity to be divorced, and everyone shalt care for reasons unknown'. Means shut up, stupid.
4. Chances- The chance that the world will end are probably in the 99.99999999999% range, but the odds it will end on any particular day are in the 0.000000000009% range. And no one knows when it will be except one, God himself. (This is the part where Atheists log out and never read RandomPages again.) So if you will bet with all you are that the world will end on this particular day....you're stupid.
With all this said, see you on December 22, 2012.
My disclaimer is going to be huge on this one.

My Review of Michael

Long ago in a RandomPages far, far away I wrote an entry about a C.D. coming out called Michael, a post-modem release that many believed was not exactly Michael Jackson's music...or voice... Here’s the review: I have listened to the C.D. several times over and I say, yes, it is Michael Jackson, but I also believe the music was not put together until after he died. I also believe that artists bought into this C.D. in order to boost their fledgling or failing career as the case may be. The music that is sang with other artists in most cases seem to be more the other singer than Michael and the rest seem to be mostly background singers. There are some really good songs on here, but if you want to hear Michael's hidden material and expect to hear Michael sing to you from the grave, sorry. Don't get me wrong, there is a lot of Michael singing but you can tell this isn't all him. I give it seven stars.

YouTube

Who likes YouTube? That was a rhetorical question. Everybody likes YouTube. YouTube is a wonderful way to watch stupid people being stupid, dumb people share their opinions, cat videos, and to have something to talk about at the water cooler the next day. There shines a beacon though, Dcigs, this guy is crude sometimes but his genius shows he is not limited to that. He is the leader of the Southwest beef jerky and the Ciggasnation and is without a doubt the best comedian on YouTube. His prank calls are absolutely hilarious. I leave you on this note, watch the Pine Sol Lady...

Stupid News

Okay, I am about tired of all this stupid news. Oooh Kim Kardashian is emotionally unstable...Oooh Justin Bieber has a tattoo....Oooh Wedding of the Century.....Snooki, Snooki, Snooki. Enough. I don't want to hear about all this stupid news, because it doesn't matter. I care about real news, not about the eventual failure of Justin Bieber's career due to all the eleven-year-old girls realizing worshiping Justin Bieber is blasphemous. Was there a terrorist attack, who cares Justin Bieber has Jesus tattooed on his leg and Kim Kardashian had a publicity stunt marriage, and lets not forget that Snooki dropped five pounds and has her own perfume line now.. Why do people care about this stuff? Perhaps it is because their lives are boring and uneventful and they live vicariously through the star or celebrity of their choosing. What will happen when the source of your vicarious obsession simply ceases to exist, the only thing you will hear is some pathetic filler story about how they are trying to revive their long dead career with stupid parties or fundraisers, a last 'look at me!' before they are never heard from again, what then will you do? Will you fizzle away into nothingness as well? Or find a new obsession while blatantly tossing aside the dried out corpse of your past obsession.....I'm....I'm sorry.....I had a Hannibal Lector moment there.....it felt.....strange, it felt....good. Why am I craving Liver, Fava Beans and a nice Chianti? Hmmmm. Okay on that note I gotta go, Benson is full of rude people....



*Disclaimer: I do apologize to anyone who was offended in any way by this entry, this is my opinion. I'm sorry for any one stupid enough to believe the 2012 apocalypse, I am sorry to all the failing singers who bought their way onto the Michael C.D. especially you 50 Cent. I am sorry to the following people Kim Kardashian, Those Royal People who just got married, Snooki....I feel like I'm forgetting someone....probably not that important, not that anyone listed is really that important. I am sorry to that stupid guy who married Kim Kardashian as you are stupid and in need of sympathy for marrying that attention hoarding joke of a 'celebrity', you should have seen it coming. If you take any offense to this you think way too highly of yourself. Sorry to anyone boring enough to live vicariously through a celebrity who doesn't know and more importantly doesn't care about you or your existence for going all Hannibal Lector on you.....now its time for dinner. Mmmm, smells good. Oh and.....Opinions are like butts, everybody has one but no one likes to hear anyone else’s.-Bryan Stewart.*

*I hope everyone enjoys this newest installation of The RandomPages, as you can see this is a lot more laid back and less serious because I am not under the immense stress I was under, which is funny because I just started school. Well I hope you have a good one and we will see what the future brings. I'm currently making a Hit-list and a Shit-list for movies. Have any requests for a segment let me know. Feedback is welcome, everyone has an opinion and I am interested in yours. Until next time. *